I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you mean i was at the winter classic?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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