There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
is it fun? or sober?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Randomize
