Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(260): View more from Indiana

I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay

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(815): View more from Illinois

Why did you send me a picture of a dick?

(630): View more from Illinois

It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

so you masturbated because Oprah told you?

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(415): View more from California

Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.

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(248): View more from Michigan

she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.

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(480): View more from Arizona

i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend

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(630): View more from Illinois

Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school

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(256): View more from Alabama

Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.

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