Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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