I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Randomize
