I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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