I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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