quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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