No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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