if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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