Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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