you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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