But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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