Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I think I just shit out all my problems.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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