I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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