We're facebook friends in real life
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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