I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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