Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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