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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.

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• (831): View more from California

  yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd

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• (925): View more from California

  My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive

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  wats the point then?

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.

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  Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.

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  We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (619): View more from California

  If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now

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• (516): View more from New York

  Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  You have my heart. You only share my vagina.

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