She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal