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• (407): View more from Florida

  my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much

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  It'll hurt less than being alone

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.

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• (925): View more from California

  Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture

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  Glad to see your being a lady about this

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.

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• (858): View more from California

  Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker

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• (631): View more from New York

  lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.

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  i think i have dick pic PTSD.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.

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