yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.