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• (317): View more from Indiana

  It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  after a month anything with tits is on the radar

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• (585): View more from New York

  Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."

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• (315): View more from New York

  Just drove past the dude that came in your sock

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Brilliant thought; pill pong.

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  What could go wrong?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Boobs speak an international language.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

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• (714): View more from California

  Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME

  (517): View more from Michigan

  The band club does not count as an orchestra

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.

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