White coat. Heels.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Blood and glitter go together right?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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