Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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