Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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