Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Sorry about my life...
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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