She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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