I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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