11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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