I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
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I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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