He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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