We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i was born a porn star she said
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
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I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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