Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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