going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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