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So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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