I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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