Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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