Your tits are I can't wait for
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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