I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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