I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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