Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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