it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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