Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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