My friends, they love my intelligence
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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