why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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