i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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