I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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