Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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