dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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