well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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