I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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