Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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