i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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