i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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