I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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