Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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