is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
So here I am, sexting at work.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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