my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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