Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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