Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Everyone says I win the strip club
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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