He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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