Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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